sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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