Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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