So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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