what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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