haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
North Korea, Best Korea!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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