Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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