If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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