oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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