i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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