: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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