The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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