She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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