Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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