There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just high enough for therapy.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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