There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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