Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
try to milk me bitch
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