69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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