I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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