Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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