did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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