Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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