And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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