You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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