wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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