I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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