She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
honey bunches of taint.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
