She announced her abortion via fbk
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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