it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
please don't ironically join a cult
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