I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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