She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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