what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm like, not good at living.
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