She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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