how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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