I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Randomize
