I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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