I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize