IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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