i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That's intense
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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