i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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