i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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