some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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