I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
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what?
penguin condom
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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