so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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