If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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