Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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