I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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