My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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