FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
being pregnant is like rehab
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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