its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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