he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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