there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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