We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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