So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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