I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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