the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she pinky promised me she was 18
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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